Hey New York Times, please pass the Cranberry Sauce

NY Times_Feast 3-2-16 1The headline: Trump And Clinton Feast As 12 States Vote

The mistake: This awful headline!

The Copy Vigilante says: First, my apologies for the cheesy pic of the newspaper but their online headline changes often. Ugghh! This might be the worst headline ever! Since when has Super Tuesday been held on Thanksgiving?! And what are they feasting on? Voters? Voting machines? Hanging chads?

Here are some of the Copy Vigilante’s favorite books: Dr. Hunter S. Thompson – Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72, Pierre Boulle – Planet of the Apes and Joe Knetsch – Florida’s Seminole Wars, 1817-1858 (The Making of America)

msnbc.com: Pass the chips and remote, dude

The story: Smoking pot tied to slacking off at work (msnbc.com 2-23-12)

The mistake: Smoking pot tied to slacking off at work

The Copy Vigilante says: Here’s another one for the DUH column! And the person who wrote this headline obviously does not smoke pot. If he or she did this person would realize pot smokers slack off at everything, not just work!

No more Jackson music – really?!

The story: Jackson music will live on long after the trial (msnbc.com 11-7-11)

The mistake: “Jackson music will live on long after the trial”

The Copy Vigilante says:  Oh really? And I thought the world would completely forget about the KING OF POP, and never again would a nightclub or radio station play his songs, nor would we ever see Thriller again, only the greatest music video ever made, because Dr. Conrad Murray’s trial was over. This awful headline gets a massive A DUH!!!